Twin Peaks (TV and film series, first appearing in 1990)

 

Twin Peaks

(TV and film series, first appearing in 1990)

 

This is maybe TV’s ultimate Cult-hit and there maybe no other show more influential despite its failure to hold an audience for even two full seasons.

 

Part one: the first series, 1990.

 

“Twin Peaks” was rooted in 1950s Melodramas but frequently turned towards 1970s Italian Horror, pursuing TV’s cutting edge, demonstrating both flawless artisanship and artistry of depth, yet throughout seemed profoundly uncertain of itself.

 

It was likely influenced by landmark Prime-Time Soap Opera “Peyton Place” (novel 1956, feature film 1957, and TV show first aired in 1963), which was also was constantly pushing TV’s boundaries, but when “Twin Peaks” arrived thirty-years later, “Peyton Place” seemed tame. Add another thirty-years and “Twin Peaks” isn’t anywhere near tame yet. Critics Troy Patterson and Jeff Jensen wrote that the show was a “wholly subversive in its fusion of midnight-movie lunacy and soap opera sentimentality.”

 

It started with a Murder Mystery in a beautiful town, Twin Peaks in Washington State, which seems perfect in every way, but as our Heroes dig deeper, the sordid underbelly of everything is exposed, including Supernatural Horrors. As we progressed, we learn most of the Evils weren’t even connected to the Crime, they were just there, unnoticed, because too few bothered to look until poor Laura Palmer (Sheryl Lee) met her untimely fate.

 

So, who was Laura? A good girl, she’s the total apple of her Daddy’s, Attorney Leland Palmer’s (Ray Wise), eye. Home-Coming Queen, dating the Captain of the Football Team, Bobby Briggs (Dana Ashbrook), volunteering for Meals-On-Wheels, and caring for the mentally disabled son of the town’s richest family, Johnny Horne (Robert Bauer). She also had a lot of secrets.

 

The story begins with a local Logger, Pete Martell (Marvin John Nance), discovers Laura’s naked corpse wrapped in plastic on the bank of a river. The capable, but out-of-his-depth, Sheriff Harry S. Truman (Michael Ontkean), initiates a search for evidence, and soon gets word of the discovery of a second badly injured girl, Ronette Pulaski (Phoebe Augustine), who is in a fugue-state.

 

Because of apparent similarities to at least one murder in a different jurisdiction, FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan) comes investigate. Evidence on the Laura's body seems to confirm that Laura was the victim of a Serial Killer that Dale was already pursuing.

 

So far, a normal thriller. But the weirdness mounts in a million ways, both sweetly mundane (Dale’s tape-recorded messages to "Diane," and his obsession with the local coffee and cherry pie) and darkly Satanic (the Serial Killer, Bob, proves to be a body-jumping Demon, often appearing in the form of Frank Silva, a Set-Dresser-turned-Actor cast by Lynch after Lynch he saw Silva’s head pop-up from behind a bed in a set under construction).

 

The quirkiness is evident in the first episode, the true weirdness emerges later. Like Lynch’s earlier “Blue Velvet” (1986, and also starred MacLachlan) surface normalities are played against deep perversities, and the series wastes little time in getting to those perversities. Laura’s diary is discovered, and with it, we learn she’s been living a double life. She was cheating on Bobby with sensitive, leather-clad, Motorcycle-Gang member James Hurley (James David Greenblatt); she’s prostituting herself with the help of Truck Driver and Drug Dealer Leo Johnson (Eric DaRe); she’s addicted to cocaine, which she obtained by coercing Bobby into doing business with Leo.

 

After Laura's death, Leland has a nervous breakdown and his shrewish wife Sarah (Grace Zabriske) offers no support. Then Laura’s look-alike cousin, Madeline “Maddie” Ferguson (Lee again) arrives, and the family opens their home to her. That plot-point was a reference to Alfred Hitchcock’s “Vertigo” (1958) and evolved late in the process. Lee’s very short scenes in the pilot compelled Lynch and co-Producer Mark Frost to make greater use of her. Said Frost, “She was supposed to be a stiff. We hadn’t even written a role–just a couple of flashbacks.” And Lynch, “It became apparent what a presence she had in a little tiny video–it was in the pilot–that was shot by someone at a picnic. It’s just a little bit of stuff, but when she comes up to the camera and kisses the lens, it’s pretty staggering.”

 

Maddie’s presence seemed to provide some solace to the Palmer’s at first, but she innocently triggered a downward spiral, and all who become connected to her suffer all-the-worse as the series went on.

 

Another character, a reckless Bad Girl wanting to be Good, largely because she has a crush on Dale, is Johnny’s sister Audrey Horne (Sherilyn Fenn), both siblings being the offspring of the corrupt owner of the Great Northern Hotel and Real Estate Developer, Benjamin (Richard Beymer). Audrey foolishly goes rogue-uncover at the Brothel that employed Laura, and what she does with the stem of a maraschino cherry is a season-one high light.

 

In this outline I haven’t even mentioned the much-talked-about Log-Lady (Catherine E. Coulson) because I tried to present the Mystery in a somewhat linear fashion, but the series wasn’t. The asides were endless, and sometimes the asides were more important than the Murder Investigation, or if they are related to the Investigation, they were more about the series’ attempt at Spiritualism than finding the Killer.

 

I’ve left numerous central characters out, not to be disrespectful, but in vain pursuit of coherence. In fact, many listed above are less important than the Supernatural Dwarf (billed as the Man from Another Place and played by Michael Anderson); Laura’s Good-Girl best friend, who covered for Laura and James all-the-while being secretly in love with James, Donna Hayward (Lara Flynn Boyle); obnoxious FBI Agent Albert Rosenfield (Miguel Ferrer); the more likable transgender FBI Agent Denise Bryson (David Duchovny); stoic and sometimes romantic local Deputy Tommy “Hawk” Hill (Michael Horse); hapless Deputy Andy Brennan (Harry Goaz) and his ditzy, always annoyed, girlfriend-then-wife Lucy (Kimmy Robertson); Dale’s love-interest Annie Blackburn (Heather Graham); Harry’s love-interest, also owner of the local Lumber Mill and feme-fatal, Josie Packard (Joan Chen), who was the first character to appear on-screen in the first episode; and there are many, many, more.

 

At this point I should say that my above spoiler, Demon Bob did it, isn’t really a spoiler, and all above listed, and several others, were legitimate suspects. Possibly borrowing from Catholic tradition, the show ultimately suggests that Demonic Possession is sometimes the fault of the Possessed. Only those naïve in their understanding of moral obligations, already profoundly sinning, or in a specifically Spiritually hazardous location, are vulnerable. The key to the Mystery is discovering which Sin started the dominos falling, and in “Twin Peaks,” there are so many Sins to sort through.

 

The unfolding proceedings were often problematic, the story often demanded the characters to behave more-than-a-little unnaturalisticly in service of a plot that often seemed like it didn’t know where it’s going. Even when the story was properly focused, the performances were broad and sometimes overwrought, and that was consistent enough throughout the whole cast, Actors with great experience and diverse backgrounds, that it was clearly a conscious choice of Lynch, who Directed 20% of the 30 episodes.

 

The intentionalism of this is underlined by the fact that the best scenes were slow and hypnotic, while everything conventionally dramatic is OTT, a rhythm that created a sense of wit even though you have to wait for actual jokes. Lynch was always gifted at drawing-forth the most probing performances from his casts even though he has them play cartoonish Characters, and here he shows more affection for his Characters than in any previous project.

 

This couldn’t have been realized had the ensemble not been so good, the audience affections reflected a diversity rarely seen (this wasn't like "Family Ties" (TV sitcom, first airing 1982) where Michael J Fox stole the entire show), and the competing affections evoked was far more important than believability. Each character having a distinct quirkiness that substituted for naturalism, or as Critic Michael Dean wrote, “It was uncanny camp, at best.”

 

In this vast array of memorable eccentrics, Dale stands out. He’s impossibly clean-cut and he backs up his image with Eagle Scout manners and a profound longing for the simpler life that the town promises, then betrays. The first episode establishes his deductive skills, but by the third, we see he’s more Spiritualist than an Empiricist when it comes to Crime Solving. He lets his search for hard evidence be guided by dreams, Tibetan Buddhism, and synchronistic ritualism that is quite silly-looking. Said MacLachlan, “It's a character that'll be etched on my tombstone — the one most people will remember … And you know, it's nice to have to have one of those … It was my first television experience, and you don't really know what you have until it's gone, or until you've experienced more of life. In the middle of it, I took it a little bit for granted. I didn't have any other reference, and so only years later now do I realize what a struggle it is to not just have a hit show, but to make a show that has the kind of impact that ‘Twin Peaks’ had. It happens once in a lifetime.”

 

Actor Greenblatt observed that “it seems to be that certain directors are gifted with a certain magnetism and a certain sense of visual poetry that most people don't get. I think it's true art.”

 

Actor Wise, “Twin Peaks was just a special moment in time. And prior to that time, there just hadn’t been anything like it, certainly not on any of the television networks…and there really hasn’t been anything much like it since I think. It just broke new ground in every way. And I think many shows since Twin Peaks have tried to use aspects of the Twin Peaks formula, whatever that may be, …I really think it set some sort of cultural standard. Certainly, in television viewing.”

 

It is a rare for a TV show to elevate atmospherics above narrative. Here we have sinister owls, wind whispering through the trees, a stoplight swinging over an empty intersection, buzzing fluorescents, patterned floors, red lights and red velvet curtains, odd letters drawn on, ingested by, or imbedded in bodies, numerology and the way Demon Bob climbed over the foot of the bed. In a memorable scene, Dale and Harry enter the bank’s privacy room to examine the contents of a safety-deposit box and find a stuffed deer-head in the center of the table. “It must’ve fallen,” say the bank employee, who then turns and leaves, never to be seen again.

 

Much of the mood of the show emerged from the extensive use of location filming. Lynch and Frost had knocked-out the pilot’s script quite quickly and then, according to Lynch, “A friend had recommended this little town of Snoqualmie Falls, so we drove out there and literally found the place that we’d written already existing. There was a little diner right across from the railroad station. There was the sawmill right in town. There was what looked like, in our minds, the Great Northern Hotel [actually the Salish Lodge & Spa] on the hill overlooking the town perched next to a waterfall. It was a really weird moment of synchronicity.”

 

It was dense with pop-culture references, some meaningful, many merely throw-away, anticipating the deliberate “Easter Eggs” later TV shows would drop to feed Internet Fan Frenzies, a Culture that was only in its embryonic form way-back-then (Internet Chat Rooms existed, but they were small, and the first version of Facebook, called Facemash, was still thirteen-years in the future).

 

Above I mentioned homages to Director Hitchcock, other such references included:

 

Dale’ name references the famously mysterious “D.B. Cooper” who did a short of Old-West-style train-robbery, only he did it on a commercial airliner, parachuted over Washington State, and was never seen again.

 

Another odd Washington State reference is Sheriff Harry Truman's name, obviously the former U.S. President but also an 84-year-old man killed by the eruption of Mount St. Helena’s in 1980.

 

Vital clues are provided after the pursuit of a mysterious by a one-armed man (Albert Strobel), just like in the TV show, “The Fugitive” (first aired 1963 and later a film series appearing three years after “Twin Peaks” aired).

 

There were enough references to the movie “Laura” (1944) that fans began to speculate that Laura Palmer, like the film’s Laura Hunt (Gene Tierney), wasn’t really dead.

 

One of the series sweetest moments had James, Donna, and Maddie sitting on a floor together and as James strummed his guitar. The threesome sang “Just You” which was written by Lynch and obviously echoes The Fleetwoods’ song, "Come Softly to Me" (first recorded 1959). Part of what going on was obvious, the song appropriately reflected their longing for lost Laura and the growing bond with each other, and it fit into the 1950s nostalgia that suffuses the show. But the reference is more complex than that, the original Fleetwoods were (like these Characters) a High-School-age trio from Washington State, a boy and two girls, from a town/city with a Lumber Mill about the same population as Twin Peaks. The trio were successful for a time, but dissolved when the boy, Gary Troxel, was forced away (Troxel was had obligations to the US Military, James will be forced away by something else entirely).

 

Frost said, "I call the show a cultural compost heap, there are symbols and characters and expressions from all the shows we saw growing up that echo and ping down the hallways of Twin Peaks."

 

This cultural referencing extended to the casting. The central leads are mostly young and attractive in a way that High-School-aged Fans would pin their pictures on their bedroom walls or inside school-locker doors, and a good many of them owed what stardom they had to prior Lynch projects. But there was also a surprisingly large number of older and more broadly recognizable Actors, so retirement-aged viewers (whom the show wasn’t even pitched to) would smile at each very familiar face. Like everything else in the show, there’s a deliberate quirky-ness in the Actor’s connections to Classic and/or Cult cinema, like reuniting Actor Beymer, playing corrupt Benjamin, with another regular player, Russ Tamblyn, who played Dr Lawrence Jacoby, a Psychiatrist crazier than his Patients. Those two hadn’t worked together since “West Side Story” (1961).

 

Peggy Lipton plays Norma Jennings, owner of the local diner, so in addition to her own dramas, everyone else in town’s dramas unfold in front of her while they enjoy coffee and cherry pie. She was famous for her leading role in the TV show “The Mod Squad” (first aired 1968) but half-retired from Acting after it cancelation in 1973; she’d only returned to acting full time a short time before, in 1988.

 

Piper Lurie plays Catherine Martell, Josie’s spiteful and conspiratorial sister-in-law. She’d been a 1950s matinee idol, later a three-time-Oscar nominee, one of which was for “Carrie” (1976), making her among the first half-dozen actresses to be nominated or win an Oscar for their work in Horror films. She’d also win a Golden Gold for her work here.

 

The whole project emerged when Lynch and Frost had to come up for something to do after their adaptation of a Marilyn Monroe biography fell through. Actor Ferrer, as a baby, was photographed in Monroe’s arms while Monroe visited his mother, Rosemary Clooney, also mother of actor George Clooney, and then-married to Ferrer’s father, Actor Jose Ferrer, who starred in Lynch’s “Dune” (1984) which also starred MacLachlan.

 

Actresses Zooey and Emily Deschanel are both quite famous, and though they seem unassociated with this series, their family was. Their mother Mary Jo played Donna’s wheelchair-bound mother Eileen, and that family represents the series’ island of actual decency in a town where all other normality is a façade. Mary Jo’s resume including many major films, but generally tiny parts, and this became the role she’s best known for. And the girls’ father, Eileen’s husband, Caleb, Directed three episodes though he’s better known as a Cinematographer with six Oscar nominations.

 

Hmmm…is Hollywood as small and incestuous a community as the town in this TV show?

 

Because of low-budgets and rushed production-schedules, TV often was only mediocre looking. Cinematographer Conrad Hall did miracles during the first season of “The Outer Limits” (1963), but generally, even the best of TV paled before cinema. I remember, as a kid, thinking that the “The Rockford Files” (1974, main Cinematographer Andrew Jackson), was pretty amazing looking, but watching it more recently, I see much of that same era’s ultra-cheap Grindhouse Exploitation fare was often more visually rich. During the 1980s shows like “Hill Street Blues” (1981, Frost had written for this show, main was Cinematographer Jack Whitman) and “St. Elsewhere,” (1982, main Cinematographer Marvin L. Gunter) were groundbreaking in their visual richness, and also popularized entourage casts and complex, interlocking, story-arcs, so they anticipated “Twin Peaks” in many ways. Still, I think I can safely say that, “Twin Peaks” was the most beautiful looking show on TV in 1990, and ranks high even now.

 

“Twin Peaks” main Cinematographer was Frank Byers, he had a half-decade-long resume when this show came out, but nothing before indicated the sumptuous of the visuals achieved here. The opening credits, particularly, were pure poetry, and the integration with Composer Angelo Badalamenti’s score was a rare achievement. When the show was at its peak popularity, the wind blowing through Douglas Firs haunted many an American dream.

 

Lynch clearly wanted to evoke the melodramas of Director Douglas Sirk, especially “Magnificent Obsession” (1954), and both Byers and Badalamenti echoed Sirk’s favored Cinematographer Russell Metty and Composer Frank Skinner.

 

One must dig deep in the inspirations drawn from Director Sirk to really understand “Twin Peaks” surprising depth. In their time, Sirk’s films were hugely popular but critically unappreciated, dismissed as over-wrought and over-sentimental, though even-then recognized as work that wished to be taken seriously. Today, the films are recognized as masterpieces, but mostly indulged for their Campy pleasures.

 

Lynch enthusiastically and unapologetically embraces Camp, but there’s a seriousness here akin to Sirk’s ambitions. “Twin Peaks” is about grief and trauma, about a town twisted like a wet towel with its sins like tears pouring out, and it’s ultimately about dead Laura’s own trauma, the whys of her second life. It had quirky charm, but also disturbing, and ultimately horrifying, wrote Critic Matt Zoller Seitz,It gave you a spoonful of sugar, then it punched you in the gut.” The “naughty secrets” were tons of fun, but there was also “persistent sadness, desperation, and dread … Supporting characters were forever weeping, sometimes wailing in grief as they remembered Laura. It was an open wound of a show, right up through the end.” It’s worth noting that often, just before some calm is shattered, the camera lingered on a photo of Laura, a professional-looking shot, presumably of her as Homecoming Queen; that photo is in the Palmer house, the High School, and sometimes appears in places it doesn’t logically belong.

 

Throughout TV history, music has been important, especially the series’ themes, which stand as cultural landmarks reminding any group of people of the times they grew up in. But, again, because of rushed-productions, anything beyond the theme was usually an afterthought. Yes, there were a handful of exceptions, like “Peter Gunn” (1958), now better remembered for its expansive score that it’s better-than-average Crime content.

 

Musically, “Twin Peaks” was far more a landmark than “Peter Gunn.” Badalamenti provided a large handful of evocative themes, used throughout, that were richly sensitive even as the Supernatural Horror and Absurdist Comedy mounted. It mixed nicely with Lynch’s own period-mixing, up-to date technologies and scandals with vintage fashions, hairstyles, and a lot of sampling of music from sources decades in the past. Badalamenti especially liked to have electric guitar and synthesizers play against old-fashioned, soaring, strings. Critic Ben Beaumont-Thomas had especially high praise for “Laura Palmer’s Theme”:

 

“Beginning with four brooding synth notes (later sampled by Moby on Go), a piano swells into teary-eyed romance, before slowly tumbling down into the original motif … Light emerging from darkness only to be engulfed again … [it’s] not merely a decorative hood, it's the scaffold from which they're hanged.”

 

There were also evocative samplings of contemporary Popular Music, an already a popular trend, but more notable here than most: The main singer they most drew from, Julee Cruise, became a member of the cast.

 

Lynch seems to view popular culture, not so much as something shaping us, as it was something speaking of our deepest secrets and needing decoding. Wrote Mike Mariani, “Lynch’s sensibility both celebrates American culture and holds a funhouse mirror up to it.” His Pop-Culture obsessions speak of Populism, but his heart is in the Art-House, and he’s more than happy to be very demanding of his audience.

 

Lynch’s promised TV like no one had ever seen before, and that’s what he delivered. Critic John Leonard, “Everybody in the continental United States—including my children, my editors, my enemies—wanted to know about the dwarf.”

 

Critic Ken Tucker “Who killed Laura Palmer? Many viewers, tired of the hype, are saying, Who cares? I say it too, but as praise. Plot is irrelevant; moments are everything. Lynch and Frost have mastered a way to make a weekly series endlessly interesting.”

 

Los Angeles DJ Boyd Britten, "The cloying, horrid normalcy of the Cosby generation has finally fed up those of us who never bought it anyway. Hopefully we're going to have TV for people who like things just a little weirder." His reference to “the Cosby generation” was a reference to “The Cosby Show” (1984) which “Twin Peaks” was scheduled against. The “never bought it anyway” statement seems presentiment, as Comedian/Actor/Producer Bill Cosby was eventually exposed as a Serial Rapist, jailed in 2018, then had his conviction over-turned in 2021 even though his guilt was undeniable.

 

Philadelphia DJ “Harvey” said, "I thought the dream sequence was the strangest six minutes of TV America ever saw … The big debate the callers had was how the dialogue was done." The trick was simple, reflecting Lynch’s background in ultra-low budget films and his being a master of Sound Editing. The actors spoke their lines phonetically, the words in the script were written in reverse and the Actors also walked backwards, then the tape was played the other way, so the action was now frontwards, only eerily so.

 

Watch-Parties became a thing, even members of the cast threw them for themselves (with so many plots simultaneously unfolding, most knew only a sliver of what was going on without seeing the final-cut of an episode).

 

In Denver, 200 fans turned out for a watch-party at the Deadbeat Lounge, and spend the post-show wee hours drinking "Blue Velvets" and watching the TV show and Lynch’s first film, “Eraserhead” (1977), on a 30-foot video screen.

 

In New York City, Artist Mel Odom infused his Watch Party with an audience participation that harkened back to the Cult-Hit movie “Rock Horror Picture Show” (1975). His guests would "scream and run around the room during com commercials because the show can build up emotion, tension and angst."

 

In Washington DC, Assistant Press Secretary Deborah Brunton said that before Press Conferences the subject of Twin Peaks would come up. “We started analyzing the dream sequence while the press corps all waited."

 

In Maryland, Mila Roschwalb went into the Hospital for a tonsillectomy and when she finally opened her eyes, groggy because she was still heavily drugged, turned to her mother and croaked, "Did I miss Twin Peaks?"

 

Director John Waters, easily as weird as Lynch, said, "It's like ‘Peyton Place’ gone nuts. It's my favorite thing on TV."

 

Comedian Julie Brown, "Any show that ends an episode with a vibrating dwarf is my kind of TV."

 

Actress Susan Forristal called it "beautiful and moody and everything that American television isn't."

 

“Twin Peaks” was especially important to the ABC network because they’d been getting their asses-kicked by NBC on Thursday nights for the previous five-years; NBC’s had back-to-back sitcom hits, “Cheers” (first aired 1982) and the fore-mentioned “The Cosby Show.” Though “Twin Peaks” ratings consistently fell below that double bill, it still pulled in a larger audience than ABC had managed previously, and that audience was mostly in the key demographic 18-to-49-year-olds.

 

The show also promised to build on its early success because of the “Water Cooler Syndrome.” Unlike most other TV, people would gossip about the show at work, word-of-mouth as marketing. ABC was in an experimental mood at the time because new shows always struggle against other stations more established hits and its most popular new shows of the previous year had all what the viewers had ever seen before: “America’s Funniest Home Videos,'' “Doogie Howser” and ''The Simpsons.'' All but ''The Simpsons'' were on ABC. Unfortunately, all but “Twin Peaks,” were not especially demanding of the viewer either and all were also cheaper to produce.

 

The pilot had been the highest rated show of that entire TV year, but the second episode (often referred to “episode one” because it was first regularly scheduled one) was somewhat lower.

 

Then the expected “Water Cooler” bump didn’t come, and by the four episode it was down 15 points in its time-slot’s over-all audience-share. Part of that wasn’t too concerning, most of the departing audience was over-50, never considered “Twin Peaks” target anyway. The problem lay that even in “Twin Peaks” strongest demographic, 18 -49, its rival ''Cheers'' still stubbornly held on to too many of them. Still, that wasn’t a crisis just yet, ABC was doing still 30% better than the previous year. “Twin Peaks” was also doing record business in foreign markets, which USA TV production was only beginning to really appreciate the value of.

 

But the ratings kept dropping even after that. The following February, now into the second-season, ABC suspended “Twin Peaks” from its lineup. This came after two major blows to the show’s popularity: It was moved to a seemingly less-competitive Saturday-night slot where initially performed well, but then Laura’s Murder was solved, and the new Mystery wasn’t as popular.

 

Late-night Talk Show Host David Letterman was prescient. “The truth of it is, if you stop and think about it, it might be the kind of show that would kind of have a limited run, and then would become a classic forever, forever.”

 

Lynch placed a lot of the blame on the rescheduling, “We feel very strongly that the people who like ‘Twin Peaks’ are party people,” and likely to go out on the weekends. He gave the audience the address of the president of ABC, asking them to write in.

 

Fans took to the streets, literally. In Washington, D.C., a rally sponsored by the ad-hoc committee COOP (Citizens Opposing the Offing of Peaks) drew over 200 people, many of them bearing owls, logs, cherry pies, and dressed in Saran Wrap referencing the first images of Laura’s corpse. Soon, COOP expanded to 5000 members in seven cities. Another group, Viewers for Quality Television, who previously rescued “Cagney & Lacey” (1982) and “Designing Women” (1986) from premature cancellation, issued a statement imploring ABC to give the series "more time to spin its unique web."

 

The campaign was only partly successful, the last few episodes had a more appropriate time slot and the ratings improved, but that was after the cancelation decision had already been made.

 

I will commit a heresy here; I say the show actually deserved its cancelation. Yes, maybe that the time slot wasn’t perfect, but it wasn’t the main problem. The real issue was that the second-season was often terrible. Lynch and Frost got involved in other projects and left the show to lesser hands. (True, Lynch made the feature film, “Wild at Heart,” while the first-season was in production, but that first-season was only eight episodes, the second was twenty-two, and therefore more demanding.)

 

Lynch also blamed the network for his stepping back from the show. He’d gotten rare creative freedom, but was frustrated that it wasn’t absolute. He was unhappy after surrendering to the pressure to solve Laura’s Mystery. “When we wrote ‘Twin Peaks,’ we never intended the murder of Laura Palmer to be solved…. Maybe in the last episode …”

 

Giving the flawless beauty scene-by-scene, it was surprising to learn how much of this was made-up as they went along. Few involved in the pilot seriously thought it would be picked up as a series, so not knowing who the Killer was wasn’t a problem. There’s an alternate version of the pilot shown in Europe (which I haven’t seen) that, because of contractual obligations, does solve the Mystery, but in it, the Killer isn’t any of the above-mentioned Characters. Many Characters central to solving the Mystery, like Maddie and Demon Bob, don’t appear in the pilot because they hadn’t even been invented until it was already in production.

 

Lynch continued, “[But then] I was in an airport one time, going through the baggage claim area, and a woman was talking to her friends. And I just heard as I went by, ‘I just hope they solve that murder soon. I’m getting sick of waiting.’”

 

Solving the Mystery half-way through the second season was a ratings high point. An indication of the following the show generated, in Germany it so dominated its time-shot that a competing network spitefully revealed the identity of Laura’s killer before the episode could be aired. I’m sure there was a lot of tongue-wagging about that one. But then there was a problem, Laura was the center of the show, her absence was a presence; but once the Mystery solved, she was really gone.

 

Still, but did the show really have to be so self-destructive? If you type into Google “Worst subplot …” the words “Twin Peaks” are likely to pop-up before you finish your statement. There are entire websites devoted to that and only that. Personally, I found the whole thing with Benjamin engaging in a dubiously theatrical Role-Play-Therapy after being crushed in a business deal by Catherine, and his family was forced to restage the Confederate defeat in Gettysburg as a victory for his benefit, particularly insufferable. According to the Twin Peaks Fans on the internet, my pet-peeve isn’t even in the top-five.

 

Actor Wise again, “It was a little too convoluted…. I felt ‘Twin Peaks’ was something that was never meant to last very long … It was going to burn white-hot and then flame out quickly. Maybe it flamed out a little later than it should have.”

 

The new main Villain, Windom Earle (Kenneth Welsh), formerly Dale’s partner and best friend, now his Evil mirror, was unconvincing, but it did lead us to the remarkable final episode.

 

In the final episode there's a long sequence in a place out of Time & Space called the Black Lodge, visualized as a Red Room, it’s basically Hell or Purgatory. It’s a place that Dale had already visited in his dreams and had previously met a Laura who wasn’t Laura. When the Laura-thing appears again in the last episode, she says for the second time, “I'll see you again in twenty-five years,” which we realize now was a threat. Then Dale’s own Doppelganger appears, chases and captures Dale, and we get the cliff-hanger-to-end-all-cliffhangers, considered by many one of the scariest moments in the history of TV.

 

So, yeah, even those of us annoyed with how the show degraded were screaming for more.

 

Part two: the movie, 1992.

 

So, a low-rated show had the fans screaming for more. Out of this paradox came the feature film “Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me” (1992). Oy vey, what a trainwreck.

 

Lynch’s first film, “Eraserhead” was a Surrealist Horror with a near-indescribable non-plot because it was really an extended meditation on Industrial and Spiritual Decay, Sexual Neurosis, and the Mutations that result. In the following decades following, his successes and failures generally rested on his ability to infuse that Surrealism into more conventional narratives. Starting with “…Fire Walk With…” he seemed to display a wish to stop merely messing with narrative, but go out-of-his-way to destroy it, perhaps indicating he wanted to return to his still-singular achievement of “Eraserhead.” This is true of all his feature films that followed, except the audience-friendly and sentimental, “The Straight Story” (1999), and I have no idea how that one fits into his cannon.

 

“… Fire Walk with …” was ill-conceived from the start, though it included several of the TV show’s Characters, it rejected the series story-telling style. It was largely devoid of humor, a particularly serious error in judgement. Critic Emily L. Stephens called the show, “one of the darkest stories ever told on network TV. That darkness, as much as the illuminating light of its charm and humor, is what defines ‘Twin Peaks,’ and sustains it so intensely.”

 

The movie was more expensive to make than any single episode, but looked cheaper (the new Cinematographer was Ron Garcia), and as a prequel, it seems uncertain what to do with the most beloved Character, Dale. Apparently, Actor MacLachlan, who became close friends with Lynch during their first collaboration, “Dune,” felt abandoned as the show’s second-season went off-the-rails and initially didn’t want to do the movie, but ultimately agreed to a small part.

 

Why was it even made? Well, apparently, when Lynch returned to Direct the final episode of the series, he rediscovered the love he’d lost for the show. He negotiated in vain with another network for a third-season and then chose to launch into this film having even less idea where he was going than when the show’s pilot got picked up. “I couldn’t get myself to leave the world of Twin Peaks,” he said, but here there was no sense he still walked the town’s streets. He scripted the movie with one of the series’ Writers, Robert Engels, but not Frost, and went outside Hollywood to get the financing.

 

It begins with a Murder only referred to in the series, the unsolved killing of Waitress/Prostitute Teresa Banks (Pamela Gidley) which was had eventually led to Agent Dale’s interest in Laura’s death. Two other FBI Agents Chester Desmond (Chris Issak) and Sam Stanley (Kiefer Sutherland) are assigned Pamela’s case by the only Character from the series to appear during the first 20-mins, Regional Director Gordon Cole (Lynch himself). Desmond and Sam find themselves facing inordinate hostility from the local Police and there are hints that the Murder might be related to a Conspiracy. Just as it was about to be solved, the narrative is inexplicably dropped as …

 

25 minutes in, the action moves from the town to the FBI's regional Offices where Dale learns from Gordon that one of the above Agents has gone missing, and that Mystery is never resolved in the film. They are interrupted when another a missing Agent, Phillip Jeffries (David Bowie), pops up in the offices as if by magic, causes some completely impossible things appear on the surveillance cameras, says a few things that make no sense, everyone starts to hallucinate, and then disappears into thin air. That Mystery is never resolved either, because …

 

33 minutes in, the action finally moves to the town of Twin Peaks and all the above Characters disappear. The film becomes somewhat more coherent as it details last few days of Laura’s life. Still, I found it offensive, not for the explicit content (of which there was a lot) but because its artificiality demeaned the pain the Characters endured. Laura’s tragedy has befallen others in the Real-World, and it’s touchy stuff, but here it’s turned into a stupid cartoon.

 

The plot is already known to those who watched the series, but here it’s realized in an unconvincing manner: Laura is murdered by someone close to her who was Possessed by Demon Bob, and her self-destructive secret-life was driven by years of abuse and exploitation by those Possessed hands. The film begins well-into her downward spiral and she’s full-aware that Bob is raping her nightly, but somehow surprised to discover the identity of the human Bob was Possessing (WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?).

 

Also, the performances are inferior from the same Actors’ work in the same roles less-than a year prior. Lee and Wise are standouts both in strength and sloppiness, Lynch has them going at a hysterical tilt in almost every frame, tempting the audience to be dismissive of them, but when the hysterics are actually called for, their rawness does have teeth (the always-full-throttle nature of what they were doing must have been exhausting). Many key Characters of the TV show missing and one cast member was replaced, Donna is now played by Moira Kelly.

 

Also, there are plot points that are impenetrable without looking stuff up on the Internet: Agents Albert, Dale, Desmond, Phillips, and Regional Director Gordon, were all members of the Blue Rose Task Force investigating something-or-other so super-secret they don’t communicate by memos, by transmit messages between each other through Lil (Kimberly Ann Cole), who appears in only one scene, has no dialogue, but sends code through dance movements.

 

And finally, the ending, where now-murdered Laura is in the Black Lodge/Hell/Purgatory with Dale, or more likely his Doppelganger, and she smiles and laughs to see her Guarding Angel, who apparently has been on a lunch-break since she was twelve-years-old, fly off to heaven. This ending achieves something remarkable -- it makes even less sense than the rest of the film.

 

Production problems may have been behind some of this mess. Apparently, all those scenes with Agent Desmond were shot because of Actor MacLachlan was reluctant to be part of the film. When MacLachlan finally signed-on as Agent Dale, the Agent Desmond was simply dropped, mid-story, and no reshoots were done to create a more coherent narrative.

 

There were potent scenes, but only those involving depravity: the first Orgy in a sex-club, the second Orgy in a cabin, the Gang-Rape that immediately follows the second Orgy, and the Murder that immediately follows the Gang Rape. Nothing supports these set-pieces; one might as well be watching Pornhub (which didn’t exist in 1993).

 

It was Booed and Cannes and the Critics hated it:

 

Janet Maslin, “Mr. Lynch’s taste for brain-dead grotesque has lost its novelty, and it now appears more pathologically unpleasant than cinematically bold.”

 

Vincent Canby, “It’s not the worst movie ever made; it just seems to be.”

 

Owen Gleiberman, “The movie is a true folly—almost nothing in it adds up…”

 

And Director Quentin Tarantino, previously a Lynch fan, was the harshest, “After I saw Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me at Cannes, David Lynch had disappeared so far up his own ass that I have no desire to see another David Lynch movie until I hear something different.”

 

And the film bombed in the USA, though it was huge in Japan. I’m pretty sure I’m the only person I know who bothered to watch it, and only because I was working on this essay.

 

Lynch’s rough-cut was five hours, but the feature is only one-and-a-half. The additional materials were edited and released as a separate film, also one-and-a-half hours long, “Twin Peaks: Missing Pieces” (2014), which was released straight-to-DVD. It includes many more of the TV show’s cast members missing from this version. I must admit, I have zero interest in watching.

 

Considering the incoherence of the film, all clues adding up to nothing, most not even connected to each other, it seems like this exercise was just an extended teaser-trailer for some future project. It also plays perfectly into Internet-based Fan-Culture, which, arguably, would be, finally, fully-realized the next year. Interest in this terrible film increased as time went on, and “…Missing Pieces,” was released when the internet had come to dominate all our lives. Clearly, Lynch was still planning on a third-season/second-series.

 

Part three: third-season/second-series, 2017

 

Post-“Twin Peaks” was a difficult stretch for Lynch. Two TV series, “On the Air” (1992) and “Hotel Room” (1993), failed. There were four theatrical releases, “Lost Highway” (1997), “The Straight Story” (1999), “Mulholland Drive” (2001), and “Inland Empire” (2006) and all did middling-to-badly. All but “Straight Story” and “Mulholland Drive” were eviscerated by the critics. All but “Mulholland Drive” lost money. “Mulholland Drive” didn’t make that much money.

 

During this time, he Produced others’ work, occasionally Acted, and there was a huge number of short films, music videos, and music recordings, so it would be wrong to call post-1992 a slump, but he had slipped out of the spotlight in the mediums that brought him the most fame.

 

Decades passed, and “Twin Peaks” endured. Then, in 2011 it was announced “Twin Peaks” would return for a third-season/second-series, called “Twin Peaks: The Return.” Lynch and Frost would Write and Lynch would Direct all the episodes. Lynch was granted a more generous budget than the first series, which was generous by TV standards, and even-more complete creative control. This combination of money and freedom was something that he hadn’t been granted since “Dune,” and even with “Dune” the control was eventually taken away from him and the movie bombed. Now, a 65-year-old man who’d gone without a hit for two decades was being given everything he wanted. Stuff like that simply doesn’t happen.

 

But Lynch is special. Even his harshest critics admit that. Even after one of his films affects you like nails scratching a blackboard, you remain curious about the next one.

 

Traditional network TV was usually purely episodic in its storytelling even though the shows have continuing Characters. When each episode is essentially stand-alone so even casual viewers could enjoy. Though series with longer narrative arcs were often recognized as the best-of-the-best, following a story unfolding week-after-week was burdensome for viewers who mostly took the medium as time-killing relaxation. Every time a series with more complex storyline secured a loyal audience, others with the same ambition would try only to learn that the potential audience for such shows was finite.

 

But those arc-shows can be especially successful with that most golden of demographics, 18-to-49-years-old, especially those somewhat better-educated, more affluent, and young enough to not be fully entrenched in their spending patterns, so the most valuable group to advertisers. Even though those shows had a smaller audience, those audiences were potentially worth more. That golden demographic was hard to capture though, they were also often readers, often bored with conventional TV-fare, and though they longed for TV that strived towards a novelistic density, they also had other things to do, thus Lynch’s complaints about the Saturday-night time-slot.

 

The above mentioned “Hill Street Blues” was a hit four out of its seven-seasons (seasons two-through-six) wherein it ranked between #22 and #33 over-all, which was good, but not as good as some less expensive, more episodic, sitcoms like “Cheers” and “The Cosby Show” which caused “Twin Peaks” so much trouble. Also noted above was “St. Elsewhere,” green-lit specifically because of “Hill Street Blues” success (and made by the same production house) but never rated better than #47 during its six-seasons. These shows might dominate our memories, but they never could’ve dominated the available real-estate of network time-slots.

 

“Twin Peaks” was the next step in that unstable model, and therefore doomed to struggle mightily even had not been so self-destructive.

 

In retrospect, “Twin Peaks” seemed to arrive just-ahead-of-its-time in an almost Occult-like fashion. Water Cooler Syndrome wasn’t enough, the series longed for a not-fully existent Internet Fan Culture wherein an audience could far-more-fully immerse themselves into the second narrative of obsessive discussion. Another show that came just slightly later, and was clearly influenced by “Twin Peaks,” was “The X-Files” (first aired 1993 and the above-mentioned Duchovny was a lead actor) proved perfectly timed to make Internet Fandom serve its purposes. It wasn’t just Cult-TV like “Twin Peaks,” it was monster hit.

 

“…The Return” finally aired in 2017, when Internet Fan Culture was fully mature: Internet usage had jumped from less-than 7% of US households to more-than 92%. This new media landscape created a situation where the terrible follow-up movie started receiving a more positive critical re-evaluation, not because its drama was any more convincing (though some Critics tried to argue it was) but because the promise of “…The Return” demanded that “…Fire Walk With…” get near-rabbinical study. All the clues, all the symbols, all the secret meanings, and the same can be said of the two tie-in books (I’ve read neither), “The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer” (1990) by Lynch’s daughter Jennifer, soon to be a Director of weird movies herself, and “The Autobiography of FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper” (1991) by Frost. Popular media had become the new Kabballah.

 

Add to the Social Media was the new TV medium of streaming. As Critic James Poniewozik pointed out, the new streaming networks like Amazon Prime, Hulu, Netflix, etc, were dropping full seasons at once to cater to binge-watching (he used the phrase “immersive viewing”). This created a new experience of visual storytelling. Streaming/binge-watching encouraged denser narratives and longer arcs instead of them being an inherently risky proposition. The golden demographic could watch as they pleased, as much or as little, picking it up and putting it down like a book. TV on their schedule, not the Network Programmer’s best bet.

 

The world might’ve caught up with the “Twin Peaks” experience, and numerous hit shows had already demonstrated it. Its time had come, but was it still relevant?

 

In the final episode of the original series, in the mystical Lodge, the Laura-thing repeated a promised (threatened?) Agent Dale, “See you in twenty-five years,” and in 2017, it was pretty much on time. Maybe because it was now the future, there’s a shift in the Storytelling, from Supernatural ambiguity to SF specificity, and a stronger-than-ever promise that the pieces would add-up. Though still plenty weird, filled with impenetrable symbols and more than a little numerology, the second series’ Storytelling is far more disciplined than the first series or the movie.

 

This appealed to me the way old Nigel Kneale scripts did (example: the “Quartermass” series, first serial 1953). The application of SF rationalities which demanded the Monsters, drawn from Supernatural Folklore, show their faces in the light. By the end of the second episode, no Mysteries yet solved, a central confusion from the first series seems to have been clarified:

 

Demon Bob jumps bodies, causing mayhem by Possessing the weak and amplifying their sins. Laura was a target for his Possession, perhaps even half-Possessed already, when she was Murdered, and her Killer was one who had fully surrendered to Bob long before Laura got into any trouble.

 

The Laura the Dale encountered in the Lodge in the first series, we were told, was not Laura herself, but some other entity, a Doppelganger, but the prequel film ends with Laura, apparently the real one, trapped in the Lodge with a Doppelganger Dale beside her. The first series ends with Dale chased by his Doppelganger through the Lodge, and the Dale returns to our reality is not really him. The Possessions are explicit, but there’s also indications that the various Doppelgangers are their own physical entities.

 

Even without knowing fully what the forces of Evil were up too, it would nice to know how the Doppelgangers, which abounded, fit in with the threat of Bob. How does a Monster that physically replaces you work with a Monster that Possesses your physical form? Are we watching “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” (1956) or “The Exorcist” (1973)?

 

The second series begins with the Real Dale trapped in the Lodge; he’s been there for 25-years. Also introduced is a long-haired, cold-hearted, criminal, Doppelganger, call him Evil Dale, causing trouble in our reality. If that was unclear by demonstration, the Log Lady soon says as much.

 

In the second episode, Evil Dale commits a murder, and the dialogue suggests that the person he killed was another Doppelganger like himself. Evil Dale is scheduled to return to the Lodge, but he doesn’t want to go. Real Dale is told by a Talking Tree that he won’t be allowed to leave until Evil Dale returns. Real Dale does find his own way out, almost makes it to our world, but lands somewhere (multiple somewheres) even stranger, yet continues on his journey home.

 

Without a lot of exposition, Lynch demonstrates that there is a goal-focused Conspiracy among the Forces of Evil, and that Conspiracy is being rent by internal dissention. We don’t know what they are doing, but we see some of the rules of the S,F&H (rules are always important when presenting impossibilities, like garlic with Vampires, and silver bullets with Werewolves). We see that Evil Dale is not Dale’s body Possessed, but a Doppelganger with its own physical form. We see Real Dale struggle to physically re-entered our world, and when he finally succeeds, there’s two Dale’s chasing each other around. This might contradict some of the earlier material, but then the TV show “Star Trek” (1966) also gave us two very different biographies of the Character Zefram Cochrane (played at different junctures by Glenn Corbett and James Cromwell), and at least three different histories of the 1980s-1990s.

 

Ok, this is still a Lynch series, and by the third episode, with the introduction of Dougie Jones (MacLachlan again), it appears it is both “The Exorcist” and “Invasion of the …” through off mechanics of the SF,F&H, just when I thought I had a handle on it, but whatever. This is Lynch after all. Still, the impenetrable “Twin Peaks” was finally looked as goal-focused as the TV series it inspired, “The X-Files.”

 

An important part of “Twin Peaks” mythology that might have been in the first-series, but it’s understandable if you didn’t see it because I didn’t, then more important in the movie, but no one could tell because it didn’t make any sense, and finally moved front-and-center in this second-series: the Blue Rose Task Force. 


Founded after the 1947 Flying Saucer Incident in Roswell New Mexico, it’s a special unit in the DoD and FBI dedicated to investigating the Paranormal, which comes pretty close to being a summary of “The X-Files” concept. Though “The X-Files” Creator, Chris Carter, acknowledged his debt to “Twin Peaks,” but he probably didn’t borrow that specific thing because I don’t think Carter understood it any better than I did at the time.

 

The first two episodes spend little time in the town of Twin Peaks, it’s mostly in New York City, Las Vegas, and alternate universes. At first, there’s only a little Comedy, mostly provided by Twin Peaks residents Andy and Lucy. As it progresses, and more familiar Characters return, the town becomes more prominent, and the Comedic elements increase.

 

For this series, the cast is more than doubled, listing almost 220 Actors and at least one important one is left off the list, the voice of the Tree.

 

Among the new characters, the best is Bill Hastings (Matthew Lillard), a High School Principal in Buckhorn, South Dakota, who’s arrested in connection to a ritualistic Double-Murder. He’s being framed by unworldly powers, but is transparently lying to the Police none-the-less, because everybody has some kinda secret here. Detective Dave Mackley (Brent Briscoe, who had small parts in previous Lynch films) gives an expert interrogation, executed with a realism that is alien to most Lynch productions, and is wholly convincing. And Bill’s wife (Cornelia Guest) is hilarious as woman more concerned about her dinner party than her husband being taken out of the house in handcuffs.

 

Fans will also be pleased to finally get introduced to Diane (Laura Dern, a Lynch favorite). We learn her last name is Evans, and the loss of Dale was traumatic for her.

 

Most of the original cast was present, but the absences were notable, some of them because they died:

 

John Boylan, who played Mayor Dwayne Milford, passed away in 1994.

 

David Bowie, who played un-stuck-in-time FBI Agent Phillip Jeffries, passed away in 2016. His character does return, but it’s odd.

 

Don S. Davis, who played Bobby’s father, Major Garland Briggs (he had a similar role on “The X-Files”) passed away in 2008. The FX team managed to resurrect his Ghost for a cameo.

 

Jack Nance, who had played Pete Martell, Catherine’s husband, passed away in 1996.

 

Dan O’Herlihy, who played Andrew Packard, Josie’s husband and Catherine’s brother, was supposed to be already dead in the first episode, but in the second-season was shown to have faked his death, then appeared to have been killed in the final episode, died in the Real World in 2005.

 

Frank Silva, who played the Demon Bob, died in 1994, though the FX team did manage to give him a few cameos.

 

Other actors, still alive, but didn’t return, included:

 

Michael J. Anderson, the Dwarf, who was replaced with the Talking Tree. His absence is alternately blamed on a compensation dispute or health issues.

 

Joan Chen, who played Josie Packard. The character died before the second-season, but her Ghost was trapped in the Great Northern Hotel. Frost apparently wanted her back and there’s a character that might be her, an eyeless Ghost, or Doppelganger, or something, but played by a different actress, Nae Yuuki, another Lynch favorite, unnamed but billed as Naido. If you look the character up on the internet, she’s somehow connected to Diane and provides a narrative link to another Lynch film, “Inland Empire” which also starred Character Diane’s Aactress Dern.

 

Heather Graham, who played Annie Blackburn.

 

Michael Ontkean, who played Harry Truman. He retired from acting in 2011. He did seriously consider coming out of retirement for this role, but at the last minute, pulled out.

 

Piper Laurie, who played Catherine Martell. She was 83-years-old when the third-season went into production, and wanted to be part of it. Lynch couldn’t figure out where to fit her into the eighteen hours despite her being the center of several of the second-season’s wildest doings. She looks forward to a role in a fourth-season should it ever materialize.

 

Billy Zane, who played John Justice, Audrey’s boyfriend after she got over her crush on Dale.

 

An especially notable, but also predictable, absence was Laura Flynn Boyle, who played Donna. In the movie she replaced Moira Kelly and there was also the issue that during the second-season the Writers didn’t manage the Character very well after Laura’s Murder was solved, leaving less use for her here. Regarding this third-season, scheduling conflicts were cited, but there was also much gossip.

 

In the original series, Dale resisted Audrey’s sexual advances because she was too young and Dale was too noble - Actor MacLachlan was 31 and presumably so was Dale; meanwhile Actress Fenn was really 25 but Audrey was under-18. But Fenn insists that were behind-the-scenes reasons:

 

“So, his [MacLachlan’s] girlfriend, Lara Flynn Boyle, kiboshes an astonishing thing… I remember saying, ‘David, is this how it goes? An actor complains, because she’s the girlfriend, and then you change?'

 

“Now, Kyle will admit the truth. Then, he wouldn’t. At the time, he ‘No, her character is too young for me’ … Meanwhile he is with a girlfriend, I’m 24, 25, his girlfriend is 19. And they bring in Heather, who’s younger, so… whatever … Literally, because of that, they brought in Heather Graham — who’s younger than I am — for him and Billy Zane for me. I was not happy about it. It was stupid.”

 

MacLachlan’s relationship with Boyle ended in 1992, leading to rumors about her absence in the movie even though the Characters of Dale and Donna shared no scenes. The same rumors are were at play in this production.

 

If a fourth-season ever happens, casting will be a challenge again, because more Actors have left the mortal coil even as I write this:

 

Catherine E. Coulson, who who played the Log Lady, was visibly frail in her few scenes. Her impending mortality was worked into the dialogue and she passed away before the production wrapped.

 

Miguel Ferrer, who played FBI Agent Albert Rosenfield, died just before the series was released.

 

Robert Forrester, a Lynch favorite, played Frank Truman, Harry’s brother and the new Sheriff. Forrester passed away in 2019.

 

Peggy Lipton, who played Norma Jennings, died in 2019. Though not obvious, she had been battling cancer even during this production.

 

A show returning after so long, and not being significantly recast, must display a consciousness of the passage of time:

 

Dale, really Actor MacLachlan, is remarkably well preserved for a man in his late-fifties. There were scenes in the original series where he was supposed to be twenty-five years older than himself but now and now this old man looks better than himself. This is made into an in-joke as MacLachlan also plays Douggie, a fat schlep married to Jane-E (Naomi Watts, another Lynch regular). When Dale, now Douggie, takes his shirt of, Jane-E finds the changes in her husband’s physique quite fetching.

 

Benjamin and his brother/business partner, Jerry (James Patrick Kelly, and the two names are a play on Ben & Jerry, the Real-World Ice Cream Entrepreneurs) have returned, but are unrecognizable until they start bickering. Jerry, always a dim-witted Playboy, remains difficult to deal with as he brags about his success as a Marijuana Entrepreneur.

 

And though it looked like Audrey had died in the last episode of the original series, but she lived, unfortunately, the last 25-years have not been kind to her mentally or physically.

 

Laura’s mom Sarah is back. Even before the end of the first series, everything she loved had been cruelly and traumatically taken from her. When we first see her, she sits in a darkened house too large for a person alone. She’s surrounded by surrounded by empty bottles, dirty dishes, and over-filled ashtrays, watching animals tearing each other apart on a TV nature-show. She will prove to have a large-ish role in the Cosmic Conspiracy.

 

Doctor Lawrence seems to have lost his practice and home, no surprise given his lack of professionalism. He now lives in a trailer in the woods and goes by the stage-name “Dr. Amp” on his shoe-sting streaming-talk-show that makes the notorious Alex Jones look like Walter Cronkite.

 

Shelly with three last names because multiple marriages (Mädchen Amick), was a waitress cheating on her vicious Criminal husband Leo with lesser Criminal Bobby, who in turn, was cheating on Laura. Now Leo is dead and though time has been kind to Shelly’s looks, but not so much her personal life. She’s still a waitress a Norma’s diner and still hangs out at the Road House, once notable for underaged drinkers and depravity, but now often filled with soccer moms. She also married, then divorced, Bobby, and is now dating another guy who - guess what? - is another Criminal. And her daughter, new Character Becky (Amanda Seyfried), is dating, you guessed it, a Criminal. Shelly’s clearly still sweet on her ex-Bobby and also has a warm-spot for James, defending him from those who mock his brain injury, “James is still cool. He’s always been cool.”

 

Bobby has reformed and, improbably, is a Sheriff’s Deputy. Bobby, along with Andy and Hawk, all are white-haired and with deeply lined-faces, while James is still pin-up worthy, though balding. Like Andy, Booby's also put on a lot of weight. In Hawk’s case, the white-haired look is fabulous.

 

Long-dead Leland appears to Dale, pleading that Dale save his long-dead daughter Laura. Laura also appears, and it seems time didn’t stop for her even in the afterlife.


Above, I made comparisons to “Invasion of the…” and the “The X-Files,” it’s also worth remembering “The Outer Limits” as well; those were deeply weird stories told with traditionally linear narratives. “…The Return” has a more linear story in outline than the earlier incarnations, but only to a degree. Key to the present strangeness is Lynch’s famous opaqueness and more so even his distinctive, drawn-out, pacing. The plot-progress in the first two-hours is roughly equivalent to what we would’ve seen in a single 45-minute episode (one-hour minus commercial breaks) of “The Outer Limits,” among the most visually bold pieces of TV ever produced.

 

One would’ve thought that when Real Dale finally re-entered our world, episode three, the chase for Evil Dale would be on, but no. Amnesic, cognitively disabled, and not fully articulate, Dale steps into Dougie’s life. His fish-out-of-water, idiot-savant-ism is hilarious, and he’s a much better Dougie than Dougie was. That subplot is largely disconnected from the Cosmic Crisis and completely removed from the town of Twin Peaks. Real Dale doesn’t start pursuing Evil Dale until late in episode sixteen (of eighteen) and though the FBI were in pursuit of Evil Dale long before that, they don’t arrive in Twin Peaks until episode seventeen.

 

Generally, when one talks about story-telling being slowed down in a tale that is driven by action (there are seven violent deaths in the first two hours) it’s a bad thing, but not with Lynch. It’s no slog as he lovingly lingers, longer-than-average scenes have always distinguished his work. His establishing-shots do more than establish, they become contemplative. Here, he takes that idea farther than earlier in the franchise. Critic Sonia Saraiya quipped, “sometimes, the trees seem like more fleshed-out characters than the minor characters they are partially obscuring.”

 

This is especially notable in episode eight, which devoted ten minutes to Evil Dale and another criminal Ray Monroe (George Griffith) double-crossing each other which is interrupted by a Supernatural visitation. Then it cuts to a six-minute music performance by the band Nine Inch Nails. This is  followed by a remarkable bit of FX recreating a 1947 Atomic-bomb test and the camera swopping into the heart of the mushroom cloud, a dialogue- and Character-less sequence that goes on for another four minutes. Then another three-minutes of Supernatural weirdness at a gas station, again no dialogue, shot almost entirely with a single-camera from a single-point perspective, then … well … it just keeps getting weirder after that.

 

Other than the aspects echoing its Soap Opera roots, dialogue is not a big driver in exposition as neither Dale, nor his Doppelganger, talk much. Moreover, the longest dialogue scenes are full of non-sequiturs, often uttered by the overwhelmed and confused.

 

Lynch plays to binge-watching like no other before him. The episodes are not fully distinct parts, they seem to be meant to be seen as a continuous flow, as if he expects us to sit though all eighteen hours in a single sitting. Other TV with multi-episode arcs end each episode on a bold dramatic moment, usually a cliff-hanger, but that’s mostly avoided here. The narrative proceeds a certain number of minutes, then the camera movies off to (usually) a musical performance (some by the first-series’ Cruise) and the credits roll during that song, those credits being the only thing distinguishing the closing scene from earlier musical interludes in the same episode.

 

A conventual novel is often written in a close-third-person with shifting POVs, its chapters distinct units, and often the best chapters are almost stand-alone short-stories. But with a novel written in the stream-of-consciousness style there’s generally only one POV and frequently have no chapter breaks at all. “…The Return” unfolds with multiple POVs, but the feel is stream-of-consciousness.

 

And “…The Return” resolves itself, like the first-series, with a cliff-hanger that demands an entirely new narrative direction should the show continue. And it’s pretty clear Lynch wants it to continue. The last two episodes show the same confident narrative hand as the first two, we trust that he knows what he’s doing even though we don't. He shifts priorities and visual style (he embraces cheaper editing tricks over expensive FX to visualize is broken causalities, much like the conceptually bold, but very-low budget, Cult-TV show “Sapphire and Steele” (1979)). And that’s only regarding the Dale/Laura thread, all of the other subplots are not only left unresolved, they’ve not proceeded far enough to have earned a cliff-hanger. Hell, everybody was talking about some guy named Bill, but we never learn who Bill is.

 

It’s beautiful looking, as we’d expect. The new Cinematographer, Peter Denning, used Byers’s work as a blue-print for capturing the town, and adds to it incredibly lush vistas of New York City skyscrapers throbbing with golden light and bleakness of Las Vegas suburbs where you feel the desert has won even though the houses still stand.

 

It proved a huge success with Critics and audiences alike. While the movie got booed at Cannes, the first two-hours of “…The Return” got a five-minute standing ovation. At the Los Angeles premier, the audience gave each returning Character a round of applause.


Part four: Dialogue


 All three incarnations of “Twin Peaks” are distinguished by snippets of wonderfully odd dialogue. Dale going on about coffee and pie in the first-series, Hawk surprisingly breaking into poetry during the same, and the second-series features a delightful epodos stichos between new Sheriff Frank and Andy and Lucy’s child (now a man) Wally Brando, who suffers from down-syndrome but is high-functioning, embraced the freedom of the road on his motorcycle, and dresses like the anti-hero of “The Wild One” (1953).


So, best quotes. First series first:

 

Dale: "Old habits die hard. Just about as hard as I want those eggs."

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Dale: “That’s what you do in a town where a yellow light still means slow down, not go faster.”

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Dale: “Women were drawn from a different set of blueprints.”

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Dale: "I had subconsciously gained knowledge of a deductive technique involving mind-body coordination operating hand in hand with the deepest levels of intuition."

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Dale: “I have no idea where this will lead us, but I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.”

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Agent Albert "I've Got Compassion Running Out My Nose, Pal!" (No, he doesn’t.)

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Ben to Audrey: "If you ever pull a stunt like that again, you'll be scrubbing bidets in a Bulgarian convent."

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Catherine: "I'm no pea-brained chambermaid looking for a tumble in a broom closet."

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Jerry: "We had those Vikings by the horns. What happened?"

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Dr. Lawrence: "Laura had secrets built around those secrets."

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Laura’s recorded voice, "I feel like I'm going to dream tonight."

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Laura: "I just know I'm going to get lost in those woods again tonight."

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Log Lady: ““Fire is the devil like a coward hiding in the smoke.”

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Pete: "Don’t drink that coffee! … There was a fish in the percolator"

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Shelly: "I've got one man too many in my life, and I'm married to him."

 

And even the terrible movie had some great lines.

 

The Dwarf invented a memorable new word: "Give me all your garborzonia” meaning pain and suffering.

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Laura, describing how it must feel to fall through space: “For a long time you wouldn’t feel anything. Then you’d burst into fire forever. And the angels wouldn’t help you, because all of the angels are gone.”

 

And second series:

 

Agent Albert (while caught in the rain): “Fuck Gene Kelly, you motherfucker!”

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Inspector Randy Hollister (Karl Makinen): “This is what we found in his trunk: cocaine, machine gun, dog leg.”

Albert: “What, no cheese and crackers?”

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Albert: You okay, Gordon?

Regional Director Gordon, holding his gun which he didn’t fire: “I couldn’t do it, Albert. I couldn’t do it.”

Albert: “You've gone soft in your old age.”

Gordon: “What?” [Gordon is mostly deaf]

Albert (louder): “I said, you've gone soft in your old age.”

Gordon: “Not where it counts buddy.”

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Bobby: “What's going on around here?”

Casino Owner Bradley Mitchum (Jim Belushi): “Took the fucking words right out of my mouth.”

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Medical Examiner Constance Talbot (Jane Adams): “Cause of death … Took me a while, but I think someone cut this man's head off ... Here's the headline ... Actually, I just gave you the headline.”

 

None of the Detectives laugh or smile.

 

“Yeah, I'm still doing stand-up on the weekends.”

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Dale: “I hope to see you all again. Every one of you.”

 

First Series trailer:

 

Twin Peaks - Original 1990 network promos & previews - YouTube

 

“…Fire Walk with Me” trailer:

 

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992) ORIGINAL TRAILER [HD 1080p] - YouTube

 

“…The Return” trailer:

 

TWIN PEAKS the return - tv series trailer - YouTube

 

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